Mr Sheen good for everything, except floors!

Please, don't get me wrong, Mr Sheen is a great product, and I use it for almost anything - cleaning glass surfaces, great, tables, great, motorbike fairings, great, car interior, great, timber floors - shit house.

If it's an obvious thing to you, then well done - I however made the mistake of cleaning a part of my timber floors with it, and now every time I walk past I'm in danger of doing a hip!

Picture a bigger, fatter version of Bambi on ice (the frozen water stuff, not the amphetamine - although that would be interesting, seeing Bambi on ice at the disco?), and that's a bit like me around the kitchen area now.

Or was it a ploy to keep me out of the kitchen?