Jaw pump!

This is going to sound ridiculous, and it is, but today I felt something that I hadn't encountered before in my known lifetime.

Since Skye and I have started going to the gym, I've bought up a bunch of (legit) supplements from a health store in order to get MASSIVE, and improve on my already amazing human strength.

Anyway, Skye went off to gym at lunch today, so I thought I'd carb up on some lunch before he got back and i went over.

I made up my banana roll (which is mash banana in a roll, for those internationals - p.s. it's the most aussie roll about). The roll itself was a touch chewy, nice and moist on the inside, but the crust took some effort to get through... So, as I'm trying to much my banana roll good bye, I notice that I was starting to get sore muscles in the side of my head.

But the end I was struggling to knock it back - I think for big eaters, it's called hitting the wall, or eating it, not sure, anyway only through shear determination did I manage to finish it.

I have another one, but wasn't prepped as yet, but I just couldn't do it.

If you put your hands on your head, each one just in front of your ear and clench your teeth, you'll feel a muscle on each side tense up - this is what I had!

I checked the mirror, and you wouldn't believe it - I had jaw pump and you could visibly see the muscles on each side blown up, like i was some kind of eating builder? Like a bodybuilder, but instead I specialise in eating things.

If this keeps up, if I'm ever trapped in a cave that's incurred rocks fallen in, I won't be bothered, because these choppers are definitely able to eat their way out!